Hello and good morning all you guys, gals, and nonbinary pals out there in Texansland today and welcome to week 6 of the NFL season.
Well, pip pip cheery-o and ::yawns:: who the hell thought having football on at 6:30 a.m. Pacific Time (8:30 a.m. Central) was a good idea? And they want to make more of these games at unspeakable hours? Has the NFL really saturated the market on this side of the pond that much?
As of the time of this publication (5:30 Central), I am a mere ~3 hours away from rolling out of bed, getting my breakfast soda (a crisp, refreshing Diet Dr. Pepper) and putting the Texans on Sunday Ticket.
Texans, by the time you read this (and you’re obviously reading this), you will be minutes away from taking the field.
I will be tired. I will be cranky.
Kindly do not piss me off. They would feel the cosmic waves of psychic anger all the way in England.
But for those of you who do decide to get up early to watch the only team that matters (the Texans, duh), here’s what you need to know to find them since, after all, they will be the only game on at the time.
TV: NFL Network
Radio: 95.7 The Fan
Streaming: DirecTV*, Fubo*, NFL+*, SlingTV*, YouTubeTV* (*subscription required)
Enjoy the game, y’all, go get them crumpets!
Go Texans.
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What: Week 5 of the NFL season
Where: Nissan Stadium, Nashville, TN
When: Sunday, October 11, 12 p.m. CST
Why: Because THEY BETTER WIN THIS ONE DAMMIT.
TV: CBS (Announcers: Spero Dedes, Adam Archuleta; Referee: Alex Kemp)
Radio: 95.7 The Fan
Streaming: DirecTV*, Fubo*, Hulu + Live Sports*, Paramount+*, NFL+*, YouTube*, YouTubeTV*, (*subscriptions required)
Enjoy the game, y’all.
Go Texans!