Your spot-on weekly horoscope for work, money and relationships from Guru by Bangkok Post's famously accurate fortune teller. Let's see how you will fare this week and beyond.
- ⏰ is for work, ₿ is for money, ❤️ is for coupled life and ⚤ is for single life
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♈ Aries
March 21 – April 19
⏰ Your focus sharpens, helping you spot workflow bottlenecks and streamline operations for maximum efficiency. Your high-quality, detailed work stands out and attracts compliments. You'll be trusted to join new initiatives and given the chance to revamp a past project into a fresh income stream. Between jobs? New professional paths are lighting up.
₿ You might spot a loophole to cash in on or get a kickback offer. Your bank account is thriving, but your self-control? Non-existent. You’re burning cash. Saving isn't the vibe right now. You’re about the soft life, Fomo-Yolo spending and treating yourself.
❤️ You two are crushing a shared goal or overcoming a hurdle together. Get ready to celebrate! Expect a picture-perfect, post-worthy moment. Everyone around you sees you two as a power couple: stable, supportive and glowing with success. Stay grounded, though.
⚤ Someone from sports, workouts or gaming might be low-key flirting with you, but they might want something casual. Meanwhile, a client, colleague or acquaintance is trying to test the waters for a real date. Even an ex is resurfacing out of the blue to say they miss you. Cupid’s throwing options your way. Choose wisely!
♉ Taurus
April 20 – May 20
⏰ Backlog cleared, long-standing project wrapped up. Still, hold off on popping the Champagne. A bigger, tougher mission is calling, opening doors to global connections and international collabs. You’ll need to upskill and master new tools fast. Yes, there’s pressure ahead, but play the long game. The payoff will be worth it. Trust the process.
₿ Your financial struggles are easing up. Expect light at the end of the tunnel. Good fortune might find you on the move or through an online giveaway. Exciting offers and opportunities are on the horizon, but negotiate carefully. Protect your interests. Being too easygoing makes you an easy target.
❤️Individual goals take centre stage, but shared dreams keep you glued together. Friction fades fast. Every shared moment feels intentional and deep, no matter how brief. Long-distance lovers: an unexpected shift might bridge the distance or pave the way for a reunion.
⚤ Your crush might be eyeing someone else and pulling away. Still, you’ve got options. Fresh prospects are rolling in through work, fitness or travel. Don't ruin your own game by playing too hard to get. Drop the mixed signals or your dating pool will shrink fast.
♊ Gemini
May 21 – June 20
⏰Congrats, you're great at your job. Higher-ups love your flair, but remember: the reward for good work is more work. The stars call you a victim of competence; you call it being the "go-to" person. Expectations and pressure from above are skyrocketing and a colleague or two will offload their workload onto your plate. Hang tight; a sweet payoff awaits once the dust settles.
₿ Earning opportunities are popping up more often, bringing you a wave of creative inspiration to help you monetise your fresh ideas. Great for your bank account, hard on your sleep schedule. Expect to splurge a little on whatever sparks joy. Call it an investment in high emotional ROI. Don't let anyone mistake you for an angel investor or an ATM.
❤️Buried secrets regarding money, infidelity or an illegitimate child are clawing their way to the surface. Brace for an icy cold war: passive-aggressive silence, psychological warfare and blame-shifting. Expect old receipts to be weaponised and recycled drama in full force. Breathe.
⚤ Your crush may give off mixed signals and hot-and-cold energy. If they're playing mind games, let them play alone. Don't let the butterflies blind you to the fact that you're being taken advantage of. A captivating newcomer might enter your orbit and play it cool just to test the waters. Let them wonder.
♋ Cancer
June 21 – July 22
⏰You're systematically moving the needle on your plans. You'll have the focus needed to efficiently balance your priorities, resources and relationships. Look out for chances to leverage past work to build a fresh income stream. A juicy offer might also come your way from a former colleague or client. Just exercise extra caution when discussing terms and signing contracts.
₿ You might face late payments and stiffer competition, stirring up some anxiety. But take a breath. Your actual earnings will hold up just fine. You could spot lucrative niches others miss. Just don't let overthinking stall your momentum and don't overshare; someone might steal your blueprint.
❤️ Co-authoring the problem? Time to co-author the solution. A deep talk is coming to clear the air. Pick your battles and play as the same team. Lean into your shared rituals to reconnect. A sweeter, more peaceful vibe awaits. Future plans are calling: think marriage, levelling up your relationship or a honeymoon.
⚤ An upgraded version of an ex might slide back into your life or you'll meet their exact doppelgänger. Either way, sparks will fly fast. Meanwhile, a friend in your circle may catch feelings and start rizzing you up. Cupid's spreading the options. The choice is yours.
♌ Leo
July 23 – Aug 22
⏰A new tool or teammate will streamline your workflow. Stay patient through the adjustment phase. Higher-ups are eyeing your untapped potential. They trust you with a new project that stretches your capabilities, opens your eyes to new income directions and connects you with government agencies and foreign firms. Between jobs? The stars are aligning for a fresh start. Time to step up and claim your spot.
₿ You may land a remote side hustle, seal a high-value deal or secure financial backing through a kind uncle or big bro in your circle. You're touch-and-go with your savings goals: strict today, lax tomorrow. You’re spending on impulse joy and whatever feeds your soul. Regrets? Zero.
❤️Noticeable changes in your partner's behaviour might have you raising an eyebrow. Stay cool and observe quietly. Even so, the two of you are still having a good time and most things remain unchanged. No need to rock the boat and create tension.
⚤ The vibe with your crush is improving but they're still unsure if you can be more than their friend. Forcing a "what are we?" talk could be a misstep. Keep it chill, or they'll shut down. A friend who's already taken or on a break might suddenly get extra sweet on you. Tempting, but high drama.
♍ Virgo
Aug 23 – Sept 22
⏰Ready to climb? The higher-ups are handing you a high-visibility project. Leadership suits you; enjoy the extra power. Rivals and office politicians will try to test you. Let them. You'll outsmart them and come out with more clout. Efficiency is your superpower. Resources are locked in, priorities are sorted and the results will speak for themselves.
₿ Budget a little extra for unexpected tech expenses. Spending on networking and socialising isn't a wasteful cost; it's an investment. It opens doors to new income streams and lucrative deals, bringing you high-value connections and insider info along the way. An older friend might be the bearer of good news.
❤️The ongoing drama or endless argument between you two is grinding to a halt, but it's giving fake closure vibes. You’re stopping only from sheer fatigue; lips are sealed but hearts are still heavy. With emotional walls built high, the relationship is on thin ice. One wrong move or old trigger could reignite the explosion.
⚤ Whether you're swiping online, hitting the gym or painting the town red, you're bound to run into players hunting for an NSA, ONS or booty call. Or worse, a gold digger seeking a cash cow. An old flame might even resurface with a sob story, angling to borrow money.
♎ Libra
Sept 23 – Oct 22
⏰Expect a flood of tasks from your main career and side gigs. Your schedule will get chaotic. Prepare for big brain moments that upgrade your multitasking skills. Brace for difficult clients and toxic colleagues. Keep your cool, play the peacemaker and level up your diplomacy. Your patience will pay off and real success is waiting at the finish line.
₿ You’re busy making money, leaving zero time or desire for reckless splurging. Word-of-mouth and repeat clients seek your expertise. Plus, your financial radar is so sharp you’ll easily spot untapped income streams and lucrative opportunities. You’ve got a solid grip on your budget and savings.
❤️When many things in life demand almost 100% of your energy, your relationship gets the leftovers. You or your partner is running on empty from battles outside the relationship, resulting in awkward silence and petty fights. Don't let this neglect turn into a deeper rift.
⚤ Romance mode: temporarily offline. Your heart might be overloaded with work, taking care of parents and an endless to-do list. Zero energy for dating. Or maybe, deep down, some leftover heartbreak residue is still building a wall around you.
♏ Scorpio
Oct 23 – Nov 21
⏰A few slackers, blame-shifters, backstabbers and gatekeepers may cause headaches, pile extra tasks onto your plate and slow down your progress. Also, watch out for a crybaby colleague playing the victim. They might flip the script and accuse you of being toxic and stealing their ideas. Stay professional, stay focused. True talent can't be stolen. Let your work do the talking.
₿ Competition for cash is heating up but you’ve still got the upper hand. Be extra careful with contracts. Someone might try to slide in sneaky clauses to corner you into a bad deal. Money could leak through odds and ends and unexpected drama might cost you. Keep your budget tight.
❤️Your love life is giving rollercoaster energy. Expect a mix of silent treatment, petty pouting and cold shoulders. But when the drama clears? Pure healing. You'll be right back to serving romance, locking in deep connections and remembering you're each other's safe space.
⚤ Mending your heart or healing from a breakup? The emotional storm is finally clearing. Your friendly, warm aura is pulling in admirers. You're down for casual talking, fully enjoying your single era. But heads up: someone might misread your kindness as flirting and hit on you too strongly.
♐ Sagittarius
Nov 22 – Dec 21
⏰An office dad or mum is stepping in to help you level up, crush challenges and vibe with the team. You’ll likely land a confidential project that challenges you to blend past experience with cutting-edge innovation and emerging trends. Business owners: a lucrative opportunity is hiding in the younger demographic. Between jobs? A former colleague or old friend might reach out with an exciting offer.
₿ You'll start seeing a way out of financial stress or at least a slow, steady boost to your income. You're managing money well but don't get reckless. Brace for sudden, urgent expenses tied to your dependent(s) or an emergency repair for your vehicle.
❤️The romance is giving way to personal space, where individual happiness and goals take priority. Financial friction and mismatched expectations could lead to some debates, but mutual respect is strong, helping you compromise and find middle ground. Sneakily swiping on dating apps? You're at risk of running into gold diggers or romance scammers.
⚤ You’re thriving in your single era. No chasing, no settling just to cure boredom. You’ve got the job, the money and the self-care down. You’re radiating main character energy, drawing in a fresh face or two and maybe even a familiar one. Be picky but don't be a snob.
♑ Capricorn
Dec 22 – Jan 19
⏰Brace for a few gatekeepers, backstabbers, careerists and office politicians. They're fueling your political savvy and corporate survival skills. The ghost of work past may increase your workload and your usual playbook won’t cut it. Deploy strategic cunning. Unplanned travel and surprise meetings will bring fresh connections and opportunities. Creators, artists and researchers: guard your work. Your copycat competitors are lurking.
₿ Expect cash delays unless you're ready to hound people for money. Debtors are playing dumb or conveniently losing their memory. Keep reminding them or prepare to wait. New money-making opportunities are opening up. The catch? You're going to clash with some hard bargainers and stingy negotiators. Don't let them lowball you.
❤️Your love life might feel a little strained and short on romance. Clashing money mindsets, chore wars and work stress are fueling frequent friction. Choose your battles wisely, or a silly fight could leave a permanent dent in your bond. Patience and communication are key.
⚤ You're booked, busy and blissfully single, focusing mostly on your bag, growth and peace. You aren't chasing anyone, but a married friend or relative might sense your marriage-material energy and try to play matchmaker. Someone at your usual spot may make a subtle move.
♒ Aquarius
Jan 20 – Feb 18
⏰Your best-laid plans might hit a sudden red light or face unexpected roadblocks. Fate is testing your people skills. You’ll likely cross paths with snakes, drama queens and micromanagers. Keep your communication crystal clear to avoid costly delays. Be extra cautious with business or employment contracts; opportunists are out to exploit you.
₿ Brains over impulses. Financial discipline looks good on you, keeping your income and expenses safely aligned. A big bro or generous uncle might slide you some insider intel or hook you up with a side gig. Seeking financial backing? It’s within reach but the terms are no joke. Make sure you’re truly ready for the obligations.
❤️Healthy boundaries, high connection. You’re coexisting peacefully without being glued at the hip. Disagreements resolve quickly with zero drama and any lingering issues get cleared up. Expect a catalyst that pushes the living situation forward: moving in together, changing zip codes or choosing which country you’ll call home.
⚤ Hermit mode is officially off. Time to crawl out of your cave. Expect options lining up — both locals and foreigners. Fun? Yes. Chaotic? Potentially. Watch out for roster mix-ups; double-check names and details before you get your wires crossed.
♓ Pisces
Feb 19 – March 20
⏰Weathering the storm? You’ll see clear blue skies. Your consistent effort is turning into tangible outcomes. A strong performance evaluation follows, bringing a challenging role that pushes your limits. Expect to grow your network, gain fresh connections and spot new horizons. A word of caution: protect your boundaries. Kindness shouldn't weaken your hand in contract talks.
₿ Get ready to hustle. Side gigs and fresh earning opportunities are calling your name. Finances are under control but don't get played. Watch out for sketchy scams disguised as travel deals, fandom merch or entertainment hype.
❤️To everyone else, online and IRL, you look like the ultimate power couple. Behind closed doors, though, unresolved tensions and frequent miscommunication tell a different story. You stay together out of shared history and mutual pride, keeping the cracks private.
⚤ The current celestial alignment has you craving connection, sparking a hunt for romance. If you’re chasing someone’s heart in a competitive love game, go all in. Your bold energy will fuel your win and seal the victory.