These 30 White Elephant Gifts Are Funny, Useful, and Basically Guaranteed to Get Stolen

Not only is this cactus Lego set a fun, phone-free indoor activity for winter, but it’ll double as decor once it’s put together. It has nearly 500 pieces, so it’ll keep your giftee entertained for hours.

Trust me: everyone at your gift exchange is going to be fighting over this set from Rhode. It comes with two cult-favorite products: Peptide Lip Tint in Pretzel, and Pocket Blush in Sleepy Girl.

Shopping for an office White Elephant party? This tabletop cornhole set is a fun (and appropriate!) gift for any coworker, and it’ll give them a much-appreciated break during slow work days.

As the certified wine snob of my friend group, I would be delighted to receive this wine tumbler. It’s insulated to keep their Sauvy B ice-cold, and has a detachable stem to suit the occasion.

Is it just me, or does everyone have that one person in their friend group who’s absolutely obsessed with pickles? This pickle pincher uses a spring-loaded mechanism, so they can grab their beloved pickles out of the jar without dirtying their fingers.

You know that friend who’s so obsessed with candles, you’re lowkey afraid they’ll burn their house down? This candle warmer will give you both some peace of mind, since it offers a flame-free way to scent their home (and it looks gorgeous!).

Yep, they’ll literally be able to go full burrito mode with this oversized tortilla blanket. It’s available in sizes up to 90 inches across, so it’s ideal for snuggle season.

If they’re always reminiscing about their summer camp days, this s’mores maker is bound to bring back some warm memories. I love that the electric heater is flameless, so you can use it indoors.

The ultimate silly yet practical White Elephant gift? Toilet paper, especially when it’s made from 100% recycled paper, with cute packaging to boot.

Your friend who practically lives off chicken nuggets will adore this in-car sauce holder. Funny, affordable, and genuinely useful? Check, check, and check.

Whoever gifts a pack of Liquid IV—aka, a miracle hangover cure—is the MVP in my eyes. This variety pack comes with four yummy flavors, like strawberry lemonade and Firecracker Popsicle.

I’m so here for the bedazzling trend that’s been all over my TikTok feed, and this claw clip from Emi Jay will add some *pizazz* to their hair accessory game. Bonus: it’s durable enough for thick hair.

This breakfast sandwich-making device might seem gimmicky, but hey—it didn’t earn more than 30,000 five-star ratings for nothing. Reviewers say it whips up Egg McMuffin dupes with ease, and it’s easy to clean.

This NSFW bullet vibe from Cosmo’s collab with plusOne is bound to be a buzzy (heh) gift at your next White Elephant exchange. Our editors love its discreet packaging and waterproof design.

How adorable is this squishy axolotl night light? Your giftee will love its convenient tap-on switch, and the fact that it has two brightness settings to ~set the mood~.

This practical pick is perfect for the person who’s always forgetting where their wallet wandered off to. Plus, it’ll come in handy during holiday travel season, since it’s easy to slip into luggage for seamless tracking.

Fragrance collectors and newbies alike will no doubt be fighting over this mini body mist set from LoveShackFancy. It comes with three travel-sized fragrances—Sugar Blush, Peach PomPom, and Vanilla Twirl—that smell as sweet as they look.

Yes, Squishmallows are for grown-ups, too—and your giftee will have so much fun unboxing this mystery pack. It comes with three 8-inch plushies to round out their stuffed animal collection.

Who needs to fiddle around with matches when you have this genius electric candle lighter? Plus, it’s rechargeable via USB, so it’s way more sustainable than a regular lighter. Pair this with a yummy holiday candle for the perfect white elephant gift.