44 Burning Questions We Had After The Third Week Of ‘Celebrity Traitors’

The following article contains spoilers for ‘The Celebrity Traitors’ episodes five and six.

The explosive third week of The Celebrity Traitors featured a face-to-face murder, the dramatic banishment of a traitor, the gleeful recruiting of a (very promising) new one, and a killing in plain sight that left us all on a painfully tense cliffhanger. These are the 44 burning questions currently haunting us.

1. Out of these four, Rob Beckett was always the one who’d go, right?
2. Is it sad that he didn’t really get to do much?
3. Will Romesh Ranganathan get to do a bit more in this series?
4. Could Ross Kemp be taking this any more seriously?
5. Sebastian Croft suspects James Acaster, but is he deliberately not pushing for him to go because he wants to be kept in the game?
6. Why didn’t more suspicion fall on the people who sacrificed themselves in the challenge?
7. Literally all of the traitors were in that group?!
8. Why did Joanne keep acting so suspicious; she’s not even a traitor?
9. Shouldn’t Joanne have faced more scrutiny after she misspoke?
10. Myha’la was banished for doing something similar?
11. Why was Jerry Hall getting people to call her granny?
12. But also, imagine if she was your granny?
13. I know Hannah needed to be banished, but couldn’t they have kept her in a bit longer because she was really good at challenges?
14. Why was Joe Lycett being so open about wanting to be recruited?
15. No one should be doing that; it’s terrible gameplay?
16. Joe kind of brought that banishment upon himself, really, didn’t he?
17. Are these the stealthiest traitors of all time?
18. Maya Jama and King Kenny seem closer than Maya and James Acaster?
19. Would they team up and get James banished?
20. Or could these three actually win together?
21. Doesn’t Maya being the consensus choice for the shield show what a good game she’s been playing?
22. Will people ever wonder if Jerry’s “head in the clouds” thing is just an act?
23. Is Michael Sheen going to continue to freak out about this “you’re the leader of the roundtable” thing?
24. Also, is he the leader of the roundtable, really?
25. If it’s anyone, I sort of feel like it’s Miranda Hart?
26. Anyone else think James Blunt looked genuinely stressed at that last roundtable?
27. Joe’s slip-up about recruitment was kind of incredible?
28. Why did he say that?!
29. Can someone tell Ross that they’re not actually murdering people in cold blood?
30. Little Mix and Big Mix in concert, when?
31. Did anyone else start to yawn when they saw Maya and James repeatedly yawning?
32. Noooooooooooo please can they murder anyone but Jerry?!
33. What about all of Jerry’s “fabulous looks”? We need to see them.
34. Was Ross suspicious of Maya and James, or does he just have a paranoid face?
35. Maybe they should just put Ross out of his misery at this point?
36. Will it definitely be Ross or Jerry who goes, or will a third person walk into that room and yawn?
37. Will people then realise that all the yawning was weird?
38. Or will they be looking for other signs eg. is Leigh-Anne Pinnock going to fall under suspicion for teaching Miranda that routine?
39. Will they massively overthink who they took drinks from, and so on?
40. Who will say “Am I boring you?”, Maya or James?
41. And will it sound… weird?
42. Or will they get away with it?
43. Kenny is really smart to not be involved in this bit?
44. Wait, might they – gasp – fail to murder?