Ed.note: It’s actually Thursday, which is worse. Perhaps it’s Monday in TMIL’s universe, the Hilarioverse.
First
3 – Aston Villa and PSG are the first teams in UEFA Champions League history to score three first half goals in both of their opening two matches of a campaign.
— OptaJoe (@OptaJoe) October 14, 2026
Offensive. pic.twitter.com/g8dS7HBX2j
Unbeaten
PSG are now unbeaten in their last 12 matches against English opposition in UEFA competitions.
— Squawka (@Squawka) October 14, 2026
◉ W 1-0 vs. Arsenal
◉ W 2-1 vs. Arsenal
◉ D 2-2 vs. Tottenham
◉ W 5-3 vs. Tottenham
◉ D 1-1 vs. Newcastle
◉ W 5-2 vs. Chelsea
◉ W 3-0 vs. Chelsea
◉ W 2-0 vs. Liverpool
◉ W… pic.twitter.com/NMV25E1Af0
Well
No player lost possession more times than Enzo Fernández (10) in the first half vs PSG. 😵💫#MCIPSGpic.twitter.com/snPZT3nrnI
— WhoScored (@WhoScored) October 14, 2026