Bikes, beers, and canals — am I describing the Netherlands or Denmark? The two countries share many similarities, but to the trained eye, they are full of subtle (and not-so-subtle) differences!
As a native Dane now living in the Netherlands, I usually say that the Netherlands is different enough from Denmark to be interesting, yet similar enough to feel comfortable.
So, what are those ✨ interesting ✨ differences?
Red means stop, green means go — Nee hoor
Both Denmark and the Netherlands are known for their cycling culture, and whilst there are more bikes than people in the Netherlands, Denmark is following right behind, with Copenhagen being one of the most bicycle-friendly cities in the world.
READ MORE | How the Netherlands became a cycling country
One indicator in the Global Bicycle Cities Index is the level of respect cyclists have for the law — and Copenhagen scores higher here than Amsterdam. 👀
After all, where you need to jump back in fear when a Dutch person comes whizzing down the streets of Amsterdam, you’ll often see cyclists in Copenhagen wearing helmets — and actually braking for red lights!
Meanwhile, if you wear a helmet in the Netherlands, you might be asked whether you can’t cycle properly, whether you recently learned to cycle, or hear the comment, “Oh yeah, I wore a helmet once as well — when I was a kid!” 🙄
Degrees of directness
Thanks to a heavy-handed dose of directness, there’s a common stereotype that the Dutch are rude. Though they might be direct — no need to sugarcoat it — they can also be very welcoming people.
READ MORE | Dutch Quirk 42: Be overwhelmingly direct and never beat around the bush
The Danes, on the other hand, are much colder when you first meet them.
Some put this down to the Danes generally being introverted and the Dutch generally extroverted, but who knows? It could even be the weather. ❄️
In our defence, it’s not that Danish people are mean; it just takes us some time to warm up to people.
And if we are walking on the street (no doubt looking unapproachable), well, don’t get in our way. 😂 (We’re usually very happy to help if people actually stop us, though!).
Overall, the consensus is that the Dutch are direct but warm, whilst the Danish are polite but cold-ish.
Let’s get that bread! (but should it be rye — or brown?!)
The Netherlands and Denmark are two countries that both really love their bread. However, they have different staples.
The Dutch lunch staple is the boterham — a slice of brown bread most likely topped with some butter and cheese.
READ MORE | What’s on that ‘boterham’? 6 weird Dutch bread toppings
Denmark has a similar lunch situation: ‘Smørrebrød’ (open-faced sandwiches) can be considered the fancy version of a lunch bag, consisting of rye bread with a simple topping.
However, in recent years, ‘smørrebrød’ has gained popularity and creating a well-made ‘smørrebrød’ is now often branded as a “craft.”
☝️ I’d say that beats a boterham (but I might be biased).
Fun tidbit: As a kid, I once told my parents that my favourite thing about vacationing abroad was that we didn’t have to eat rye bread (since it couldn’t be purchased in most places)! Now, rye bread is the number one food I miss from Denmark.
Geographically similar (mostly)
As a Dane, I always thought Denmark was a flat, somewhat boring country geographically. That was until I arrived in the Netherlands.
It took a road trip from the Netherlands to Denmark to realise how different the geography actually is — or rather, how flat the Netherlands is.
READ MORE | Dutch Quirk #73: Not have any mountains…or hills…or bumps
The Danish geography features naturally tall beauties such as ‘Himmelbjerget’ (The Sky Mountain or The Mountain of Heaven), which is a whopping 147 meters high!
While ‘Himmelbjerget’ isn’t actually the tallest point in Denmark, you have to give us credit for at least trying with the name. 😆
So what can the Dutch boast of? Well, turns out the Netherlands has mountains (kind of)!
Vaalserberg is the highest natural point in the Netherlands and a tripoint where the Netherlands, Belgium, and Germany meet. At 322.7 meters, it technically only qualifies as a hill, but apparently the Dutch, as well as the Danish, like to exaggerate. 🙈
Not that this is a competition, but if one Danish “mountain” isn’t impressive enough, what about a series of “Alps”? Svanninge bakker is technically a series of hills near the town of Svanninge on Funen, but has ironically been named “the Funen Alps.”
Save for Vaalserberg on the edge of the country, the Netherlands’ flatness has to be seen to be believed: as flat as a pannenkoek!
What other differences have you noticed between Denmark and the Netherlands? Tell us in the comments below!