Every week, The Post will bring you our picks of the best one-liners and stories from satirical site the Babylon Bee to take the edge off Hump Day. Want more of a chuckle? Be sure to click the links.
“We’d like to surrender as soon as possible,” President Emmanuel Macron told reporters. “We’re currently having trouble finding anyone to accept our capitulation, but we won’t give up in our quest to give up.” READ MORE
At publishing time, Mamdani had apologized for the interruption after a conga line chanting “Globalize the Intifada” passed behind him. READ MORE
“I saw Big Bird go right past the left tackle with an incredible swim move, which I guess kind of makes sense,” said Rodgers. READ MORE
With Democrats holding a shocking lead in statewide Texas races, political operatives pulled Talarico off the campaign, hoping to hide the fact that he is James Talarico. READ MORE