Take your pick. You wanna be Gus Johnson or Roger Goodell? Both gigs are easy and pay a fortune.
Never underestimate your inabilities. These days you can be anything you wish just by showing up.
Take Gus Johnson, who has ascended from an unreliable and unprepared speaker of Knicks radio basketball — a game he still seems unfamiliar with — to become a national network’s indispensable No. 1 voice of college football and basketball.
The Gus formula as heard weekly on Fox is simple, simple-minded and highly conspicuous. It works thusly: