A half-term Center Parcs break isn't the middle-class flex you think it is... despite what Mumsnet says: Smug, gurning berks on hired bikes. Ghastly themed restaurants. And hours of forced family fun. Inside my THREE holidays at the pine-filled purgatory

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• Victoria Beckham reveals David goes around the room blowing out candles when he wants dinner party guests to leave in the hope 'people will get the hint'
  
• EXCLUSIVENatasha Kaplinsky SPLITS from husband of 20 years as friends tell RICHARD EDEN ex-BBC star is 'devastated'
  
• Chloe Madeley issues a warning as she reveals a 'rogue' firework 'exploded' in her daughter's face
  
• 'You're going to be OK': RJ Mitte is comforted by his Breaking Bad co-star Luis Moncada in final appearance during hot air balloon ride 
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• Selma Blair was off 'powerful' meds and 'severely confused' during mid-air meltdown, lawyer says, as she's released on bail
  
• Julianne Moore is a proud mother of the groom as her son Caleb Freundlich marries long-term girlfriend Kibriyaá Morgan
  
• Princess Eugenie shares sweet clip of her baby girl Adelaide as she celebrates eight years married to husband Jack Brooksbank
  

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• King Charles was 'bored out of his mind' during Coronation rehearsals but sprung to life once Prince Louis came to visit, says Penny Mordaunt
  
• Erling Haaland and his dad buy £7.5m houses in Abu Dhabi, the homeland of Man City's owners, under the shadow of guilty verdict on their rule-breaking investments
  
• Gemma Collins fights back tears as she reveals her mother died the day before she was due to marry Rami Hawash in emotional chat with her Big Brother housemates
  
• Strictly embroiled in censorship row after editing out House Of The Dragon star Bethany Antonia's T-shirt slogan in support of trans rights
  
• The Veronicas' PR disaster as they are mistaken for 'mean' heiresses who refused to take a photo with a fan at Paris Fashion Week: 'Crazy slander'
  
• 'Children are so intelligent and they can feel things': Ray Quinn and wife Emily explain how they broke the news of their baby son's stillbirth to their kids 
  
• Penny Lancaster towers over Rod Stewart as they are seen for the first time since rocker, 81, announced his retirement from the stage
  
• Chelsea star Cole Palmer under fire as he 'can't even be bothered to say hello' to desperate young fans swarming him and his girlfriend as they walk home
  
• Andy Carroll praises girlfriend Lou Teasdale for bringing 'happiness into my world' after revealing 'traumatic' sexual assault
  
• Hidden details in Meghan's blitz of photos offering a glimpse into her new life in the countryside - from her £2,000 Oura ring to Lili's pink backpack
  
• Strictly Come Dancing is thrown into chaos as Love Island star Cach Mercer reveals he's made it through before results show airs
  
• Kim Kardashian hugs Romeo Beckham in sweet moment as the pair hang out in the paddock at the Singapore Grand Prix
  
• Freddy Brazier claims his dad Jeff's ex-wife Kate was 'scared' of him as he reveals the impact his mental health and addiction issues have had on his family
  
• What happened to the cast of Dr Quinn, Medicine Woman? From the Bond 'babe' and her hunky mountain man to the child stars - where the '90s favourites are now as show returns to TV
  
• He's the lookalike son of an Oscar winner who landed the role of Sharon Horgan's son in HBO's smash hit Youth: Aran Murphy reveals the one endearing on-set trait that kept getting him in trouble
  
• X Factor star Ray Quinn reveals devastating stillbirth of his baby son Rio as he shares statement on 'most heartbreaking week of our lives'
  

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